{"id":47,"date":"2008-10-31T17:49:36","date_gmt":"2008-11-01T00:49:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.houseofcranks.com\/journal\/?p=47"},"modified":"2008-10-31T17:49:36","modified_gmt":"2008-11-01T00:49:36","slug":"chicken-update","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.houseofcranks.com\/journal\/2008\/10\/chicken-update\/","title":{"rendered":"Chicken update"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Still no eggs. The chickens are still growing, I&#8217;m pretty sure, though much more slowly now.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m sorry to say that Trouble is losing her beautiful pristine white color and gaining some yellowish patches. She&#8217;s also getting really good at leaping from the ground to my shoulder, and I&#8217;m having to invent new, advanced chicken dislodgement techniques to get her off me. It looks like Trouble&#8217;s going to stay a wee thing; I hope she lays well, and isn&#8217;t just a runt. (She was a small chick and had a rough start.) For all I know, she&#8217;s just right; poultry experts seem to have have varying opinions about just how substantial a Delaware ought to be. Temperamentally, she remains herself: ruthlessly inquisitive, voracious, fond of buttons.<\/p>\n<p>Miss Thing is getting friendlier and more curious. She&#8217;s looking very cute these days. La Thing does express her curiosity through biting sometimes, though she&#8217;s usually fairly gentle with it. The pecking, not so gentle.<\/p>\n<p>Durf, on the other hand, seems to be getting a little wilder. You can really see the meat-breed lineage in her these days &#8212; her legs are enormous, and if you grab her across the wings, she feels solid, like a big dog feels solid. She used to get a little bullied, but she seems to have noticed at last that she&#8217;s twice the size of Trouble and is now making a play to be something other than the omega chicken.<\/p>\n<p>After an unfortunate incident with the first run on the 8th, they&#8217;ve been stuck in their coop until we can get the next one built. It&#8217;s a pretty plush coop, with a covered run, but they&#8217;re not too happy about it. They&#8217;ve been getting a little squabbly. And who can blame them? Being cooped up does that to me, too. I hope to get the run up for them very soon, and with luck, maybe we&#8217;ll score some fresh straw for them from one of the grocery-store pumpkin displays.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Still no eggs. The chickens are still growing, I&#8217;m pretty sure, though much more slowly now. I&#8217;m sorry to say that Trouble is losing her beautiful pristine white color and gaining some yellowish patches. She&#8217;s also getting really good at leaping from the ground to my shoulder, and I&#8217;m having to invent new, advanced chicken &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.houseofcranks.com\/journal\/2008\/10\/chicken-update\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Chicken update<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p5wUSd-L","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.houseofcranks.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/47"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.houseofcranks.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.houseofcranks.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.houseofcranks.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.houseofcranks.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=47"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.houseofcranks.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/47\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":48,"href":"http:\/\/www.houseofcranks.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/47\/revisions\/48"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.houseofcranks.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=47"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.houseofcranks.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=47"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.houseofcranks.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=47"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}